Beware: Madman On The Loose!

BEWARE

MADMAN ON THE LOOSE!!!

Race: Chinese

Age: Unknown

Height: Unknown

Weight: Unknown

Gender: Should be a male, but no guarantees

Favourite phrases: "Chao turtle" & "Kei ar Xia"

Favourite pasttime: Running around naked

Details: Last spotted running around a void deck in Hougang. Was skimpily dressed with just two pieces of paper covering his chest. Rumour has it he chases after young girls whilst clutching onto his chest area as shown in the photo above.

Believed to have escaped from the Hougang chalet just a few days ago.

Be on your guard!

Oops. I think he's gonna kill me for this. :D